So I was sent a VMware disk image containing the recently-released alpha version of Google Chrome OS and asked to write a review. I can only imagine that I was asked to write this review because of my charm, lack of sarcasm, and tendency to write reviews that don’t piss people off.

On Bootup: First Impressions

So fellow editor Anthony sends me this VMware image and asks me to write a review about this OS given our shared fascination about it and his lack of time to write one himself (and I humbly accepted ). I fired it up after writing a .vmx configuration file to go with it, logged in using an anonymous Google account and was immediately greeted by this:

Welcome to Chrome OS.

But wait, let’s rewind a second here: before I reached the “omg your security is at risk – run for your life!” Chrome OS greeting page, I had to log in and remotely authenticate to Google using a Google account. So right away, Google receives my IP and subsequent location information upon computer bootup/login.

(refer to another article here, which criticizes Chrome OS for being too big brother-ish)

Of course, if you wanted to badly enough, you could root the system yourself by mounting it’s disk elsewhere and forcing all networking to go through a proxy system such as Tor for the ultimate privacy, but that would also make the system slow as hell and is too difficult for most users. You win, Google: here’s my location and the typical time of day that I boot up/log in to my computer running Chrome OS.

Chrome OS Settings

Moving past the “holy shit” tabs, I proceeded to open my own and start using the OS:

Well, go on, start being amazed already!

I found the menus to appear kind of Windows 98-ish what with the gray color next to all the shiny chromeyness and all, but whatever, it’s still an alpha testing build and probably can be skinned to hell and back at the OS level too.

Note where that menu is, too: there are three little menu buttons (which are hard to click when the mouse moves way too fast) in the corner that allow a window into the OS settings. They allow you to turn on/off your NICs, view your battery life, and the typical help/about pages etc.

But one thing that it lacks: an off/shutdown button. Once you are booted up, there IS no turning off the computer without holding down the power button or pulling the battery out (both of which are bad for the filesystem). I guess this is considered a “feature” of Chrome OS. How revolutionary!

Incognito Browsing = Porn Time!

In the screenshot above, you may notice the “New Incognito window” button underneath the usual “New tab” and “New window” selections. So what does this do?

It opens up a new chrome browser window, only completely sandboxed from the browser history and cookie storage for an “off-the-map” browsing experience:

Incognito browsing welcome page. Note how specific it is about the smiley thing.

The first thing that came to my mind: “they’re actually catering to porn watchers.” Yes, that’s right: take your netbook running Chrome OS into the bathroom, fire up an incognito window, and when you come out two minutes later (or longer, depending on chrome’s speed) there will be no trace of your activities. Just be sure to close the incognito window, of course!

But in order to accomplish this, one needs plugins installed for Flash or Java to view videos on the Web:

Chrome OS Plugins: Flash and Java

In my tests, the builtin Flash plugin didn’t work due to excessive crashing:

Note the “flash crashed” and Linux path notice under the toolbar, and the incognito icon in the corner ( )

But, it worked fine in YouTube (a Google-owned subsidiary):

Spaghetti beats cheerleaders any day of the month.

So Google got in bed with Adobe for out-of-the-box Flash integration pretty early, it seems. But Java? No. Silverlight? Don’t even joke like that. Stand-alone (.mp4/.mpg/.ogv etc.) videos? Forget it: even Google video removes the downloads for videos in these file formats upon detecting the Chrome OS user agent.

The Chrome OS useragent, by the way, is the same as Chrome’s only with “CrOS” thrown in there to shown that it’s the operating system and not just the browser. Adjust your shitty browser sniffers accordingly.

Where’s the Applications Menu?

I find references to an “applications menu” and “desktop” all over, but can’t find one:

The WHAT?

If I can’t find the applications menu as an experienced user/programmer having looked all over the place, then how can they expect netbook-using housewife users to locate it? Or maybe it just isn’t implemented yet since this is still technically an Alpha release.

And closing all browser tabs, instead of dropping down to a “desktop”, simply turns the screen blue under the cursor for a few seconds before launching a new Chrome window, restoring the last URL you closed.

Builtin Advertisements

Ironically, I discovered this while trying to install the Adsweep plugin for Chrome OS to remove ads from pages since they were slowing down my 300MB RAM virtual machine. The DNS resolution (over NAT) was so slow that the download page timed out and I saw this:

Note the first link: paid-for ad?

They suggest another site for you, based on their top search results for the URL’s terms. And if the top result happens to be ad-funded, then guess what? So even WITH my Adsweep installed, if a page times out due to Chrome/Linux’s apparent shitty DNS resolution, I am suggested a paid link. Great.

Other Miscellaneous tid-bits

Other than these issues, I overall enjoy the OS as a whole, even though I’m no Google fan (too big-brother-ish for me). I have always thought the idea of the web as a platform and a computer that could boot straight into a browser seemed like a great idea with the great proliferation of web apps in recent years, and Google delivered.

And Chrome couldn’t be a better browser to put on top of it all, using Webkit for pristine rendering:

Chrome OS passes the Acid 3 test 100%

Overall I was pleased, and look forward to future builds when the project continues to improve and gets better nearing release. With that said, I leave you with a final screenshot to demonstrate Chrome’s window manager’s appearance:

Chrome OS “About” screen

You can find the image floating around the web, if you wish to try it yourself