Comments on: (Not News): The Best Bathroom Story Ever

By: tez

tez — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 10:52:34 +0000

Hi, where can i get a toilet like that. WOW tez

By: Wilson

Wilson — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 18:38:37 +0000

The word “epic” doesn’t even begin to describe the greatness of this story.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 04:43:02 +0000

Stephen….Halarious….can I tell you mine???? ok…I was having air-pockets filling up my pants while I shopped at Lowes. I kept having to move from isle to isle because anyone who came near me would be able to tell that foul smell had to be from me. I finally gave up and knew I just had to go and go now, so i went into “the ladys room” and there was noone in there (thanking God) I started undoing my pants when someone came in and took the stall next to me. I hate when it’s silent in the bathrooms. It seems like noone wants to make the first rediculously funny sound with that face squinting notion. So…I thought…I have to at least try to let a little bit of this air out of me, cause it’s building up and killing me…so…I opened up my butt cheeks and barely relaxed and FLABOOM…..it was so loud I wanted to bust out laughing, but…being the mature adult that I am…I knew I couldn’t…or shouldn’t. Of course I didn’t want to come out of the stall while they were washing their hands…so I waited. I too looked for a pair of eyes on me as I exited. I told my daughter the story and she was dying. I crack myself up. You’re my kinda guy. Halarious

By: Ayewho

Ayewho — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 08:35:31 +0000

have a friend with a great Sean Connery impression read this out loud. makes it 100x better

By: Ty EBERHART

Ty EBERHART — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 18:51:16 +0000

I literally laughed so hard, tears came out of both eyes!!! That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a very long time. Thanks for the laughter!!

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 06:29:26 +0000

LMAO!! That is the greatest thing I have ever read! Bravo sir!

By: Larry

Larry — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 04:56:32 +0000

That was some good shit! LOL

By: Nikki

Nikki — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:14:46 +0000

i laughed out loud at my office! im so happy i googled toilet today!!

By: thedarkener

thedarkener — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:44:56 +0000

That was probably the best story I’ve ever read while doing a Google image search for ‘toilet’ =p~~ ~

By: CT

CT — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 14:24:51 +0000

….After reading this and laughing to the extent of scaring my dogs, I realize

That I too must leave unholy fury upon the porceline gods.

Good one, d00d.