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	<title>The Coffee Desk &#187; Stephen</title>
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		<title>(Not News): The Best Bathroom Story Ever</title>
		<link>http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/11/22/funny-bathroom-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would like to share something not news-related but instead very humorous with everyone. If you do not appreciate humor or refuse to read anything not news or tech-related on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Is / Was Hell.com &#8211; The Real Answer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bored websurfers have, at some point or another, typed &#8220;www.hell.com&#8221; into their browser&#8217;s address bar just out of curiosity. And they&#8217;ve discovered an anomaly that provokes many questions, seemingly with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tips For New Cat Or Kitten Owners</title>
		<link>http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/09/10/cat-kitten-tips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 02:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sorry, readers. This article is 100% off-topic and not technology-centric at all, but it is something I feel that I must put out there. You see, I was given [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Michael Jackson Alive&#8221; Video Confirmed A Hoax</title>
		<link>http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/08/30/michael-jackson-alive-video-confirmed-a-hoax/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once again, Mashable reports on something that is completely unfounded and false. Below is the original YouTube video Mashable claims could be proof that MJ is still alive, and the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why We Were Offline: The Coffee Desk 4chan DDoS</title>
		<link>http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/08/25/4chan-hack-ddos-desk-hacking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/?p=981</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As I&#8217;m sure some readers noticed, we were temporarily offline for a few hours. Apparently, our recent article that spilled the beans on 4chan&#8217;s Facebook account compromises pissed off the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conficker Behind Social Media Outage?</title>
		<link>http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/08/06/conficker-twitter-ddos-downtime/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/?p=865</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So Twitter is down today along with Facebook, LiveJournal, and other miscellaneous social media outages/slowdowns. Is this the finally rise of Conficker, the &#8220;sleeping bear&#8221; virus? In a word, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Remotely Viewing A User&#8217;s Web History With CSS</title>
		<link>http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/08/02/view-remote-browser-history/</link>
		<comments>http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/08/02/view-remote-browser-history/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/?p=804</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Throughout the years, there have been several JavaScript/CSS/VBScript exploits in various browsers (and by &#8220;various&#8221;, I mean mostly Internet Explorer) that allow a remote site to view a user&#8217;s complete [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EM2P: EU-Funded Middleware API For Car Sensors</title>
		<link>http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/07/07/em2p-eu-funded-middleware-api/</link>
		<comments>http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/07/07/em2p-eu-funded-middleware-api/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/?p=715</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The European Union is funding a new middleware platform designed to allow higher-level software to take full advantage of the readily-available sensors in modern cars. The platform acts as an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What You Need, When You Need It</title>
		<link>http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/06/23/what-you-need-when-you-need-it/</link>
		<comments>http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/06/23/what-you-need-when-you-need-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/?p=650</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;is by far the most annoying thing to find on the Internet when you&#8217;re in an honest search for something. This &#8220;tagline&#8221; is part of a fake &#8220;search engine portal&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Meet Bing, Microsoft&#8217;s &#8220;Google-killer&#8221; Version 3</title>
		<link>http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/06/01/bing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If anybody noticed, Microsoft recently relabeled Windows Live Search to Bing, it&#8217;s new name. The release was preceded by a sexy video on the new website, depicting what was apparently [...]]]></description>
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