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		<title>Tips For New Cat Or Kitten Owners</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 02:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sorry, readers. This article is 100% off-topic and not technology-centric at all, but it is something I feel that I must put out there. You see, I was given [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Case You Missed It&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>ʇsod ɥʇ001 ɹno ƃuıʇɐɹqǝlǝɔ</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anthony</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(If you missed this when it was originally posted, then go here) To celebrate our 100th article, we decided to flip the entire post (and website) upside-down. If you are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BREAKING NEWS &#8211; Richard Nixon Dead At 81</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joining the ranks of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and (the currently-unconfirmed reports of) Jeff Goldblum, Richard Nixon died today while suffering from what witnesses say was a &#8220;minor heart attack&#8221;. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Coffee Desk&#8217;s Watching Paint Dry Contest</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<title>Celebrating 100 Comments</title>
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		<dc:creator>mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since our inception around August 2008, The Coffee Desk has (as of today) generated 100 replies from users on our pages via comments or pings (which also post a comment). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Furby Stoned</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone else remember furbies? Yeah, I found this and think it&#8217;s amazing what a rolled up Taco Bell receipt and a red marker can do. Furby Stoned originally appeared on [...]]]></description>
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